By A. Dodger, Esquire
You know, deep from the bowels of the earth where my home is located, I can already hear the whines and moans of the people not happy with how the big shindig went.
And to them I wanna say..... Oh...... Don't care. Because I'm the one writing this, my opinions the one that matters. In fact fuck opinions, these are Factpinions, and and you're about to get some all up in ya.
Here I'll present 13 points about WM. Why 13? 'Cause I make my own goddamn luck. And also I suffer from a rare genetic disorder where I was born with that many fingers and toes.
